I recall a few years ago taking a group of Taiwanese engineers to tour my lab in Grimes Iowa. (Not my choice to meet the criteria above). THey were just stunned at the morning weather, -15F. They literally had never felt anything anywhere near freezing. All they wanted to do was pose in front of the bank's outdoor digital temperature display.
You know, really, Nevada City CA is not far away from an ideal place. We have a few summertime days around 100 for a couple hours in the afternoon, maybe two snows a winter, melted off a day later. No earthquakes, hurricanes or flooding. An occasional "atmospheric river" comes along and makes what my folks would have called a few rainy days. You didn't mention fire...that's a possible issue around here, depending on specifics of the property. We've done what we can do. And just reading the news, it appears everybody is leaving California for Texas. So that's a win-win.