Quotes and Sayings

[eugene13]

Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate.

From my first boss: Friends are friends and enemy's are enemy's, but business is always business.

 

[Ken from ontario]

From my wife's uncle:Nowadays there are people dying that never died before.

 

[hman]

From my father:

Doing something the first time teaches you how not to do it.

 

[Be_Zero_Be]

You never used to be older.

Or, Inversely stated :

You ain't getting any younger.

 

[Choiliefan]

If you can't fix it with a hammer -- it's an electrical problem.

 

[frankly2]

Most people would rather die than think, as a matter of fact many do !

 

[Downunder Bob]

My mother would often tell me to act my age, I would reply I haven't been this age before so i don't know how to act it yet.

 

[MrWhoopee]

While examining a part from a batch being made, Fred would say "You do nice work. Damn little of it, but nice work."

Upon discovering I was carrying two extra parts in a run, Fred would say (in his best German accent) "Vell it's a good ting vere not making battleships."

 

[MrWhoopee]

When my child or employee, after being dispatched to get something, would return to report "I can't find it."
I would reply "If I go out there and find it, can I hit you with it?"

 

[MrWhoopee]

She: "Now you're just acting crazy."
Me: "It's not an act."