15 years ago, my employer issued me a knife, a ballistic vest, and an automatic rifle. Today, I'm reduced to a sharpened piece of aluminum, because my employer is afraid I'll hurt myself.
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section.
I sued the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Do memory foam matteresses ever wish they could forget.
My new chair lift is driving me up the wall.
The next one is an Elton John pun, Its a little bit funny.
None of these become dad jokes until they're full groan.
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