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| A man sends his three sons off to college and tells them that he will pay for everything and that they will owe him nothing. All he asks is that when he dies, they each put $1K in his coffin. They graduate and each becomes successful in his own career. One is a doctor, another a financial planner, the third a lawyer. Years later the father dies and the sons draw near the coffin. The doctor places 50 $20 bills in the coffin. The financial planner steps up and puts 10 $100's there. The lawyer steps up and takes out his check book. He writes a check for $3 grand, scoops up the $2,000, and wipes a tear from his eye. |
Be careful with what you wish for. I hear karma can be a real BEEP.
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Major fail! One of them is touching wood.
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A good friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $3,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
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