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IamNotImportant said:
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Lol. I heard this joke years ago. The only it was a bar tender and much longer.
A man with a dog goes into a bar and tells the bar tender if he gives him a beer, he would make his dog talk. So the Bartender says, "OK, why not?" He gives him a beer,
The man says to the dog, "Duke, what is on top of a house?" The dog says "Roof"
The bar tender is going to throw them out of the bar. But the man with the dog says, "No, no really, he can talk. Give me another beer and I'll make him talk."
The bartender says, "OK, but he'd better really talk this time."
The guy drinks his beer and says, "Duke, what does sand paper feel like?"
The dog says, "Ruff!"
The bar tender gets mad and is going to throw them out, but again the guy says, "No, no really, he can talk. Give me another beer and I'll make him talk."
The bartender says, "OK, but he'd better really talk this time, or that's it, your out of here."
The guy drinks his beer and says, to the dog, "OK, now for reals this time, who is the greatest ball player of all time?"
The dog says, "Ruth!"
So the bar tender throws the two of them out and the dog looks at the man and says, "Well, who then, DiMaggio?"
 
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