One day a gentle and elderly Wisconsin lady was driving across the high bridge in Green Bay. As she neared the top she noticed a young man ready to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead. I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids. I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, then you just remember Vince Lombardi, the Green Bay Packers, and the Wisconsin Badgers."
He replied, "Why? I'm a Chicago Bears and Minnesota Vikings fan."
She replied, "Well, bless your heart! - You just go right ahead and jump. You’re holding up traffic!"
