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went to see an acupuncturist yesterday, when I got back home my voodoo doll was dead.
Never use an Ouija board to contact a dyslexic ghost.
Last night I had to get toad home because Ratty and Moley were too drunk.
I gave a Vegan friend of mine a fancy cookbook but he said he couldnt accept it because it was leather bound, I think it was just too heavy.
As a child I was made to walk the plank, we couldnt afford a dog.
My Doctor told me I must lose some weight, I said how? he said dont eat anything fatty. I said what? Like pies, chips, bacon and sausages? He said "No, just dont eat anything" "Fatty"
 
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