What's Your favirite Phrase ?

Description of difficulty: "A real goat roper." & "gropin' for straw."
Description of excitement: "Happier than a 3 peckered billy goat in a pen full of nannies."
Description of slow speed: "Slower than smoke rollin' off of dog s#^t on a cold February morning."
Description of flatulence: "Silent but violent!"
 
In the mornings at our favorite coffee shop, the guys know when I'm finished is when I get up and announce," Well fellows, I got to go and justify my existence to my wife." Mark
 
Just a few from my Uncle Tucker who taught me how to run a lathe:
"That's close enough it"s not going to the moon"
"That boy is like a hound dog pup, all mouth and big feet"
On turning a piece of unknownium "This stuff is harder than the hinges of hell"
"The poor folks got to do it the poor way"
To the customer that walked in saying "I'v been to every shop in town and they said bring it here">>>>>>"That will cost ya."
Upon leaving the local tavern "Glad you got to see me"
Damn I miss him.
****************R.I.P. Tucker**********Gator***********
 
Friend: "Tom, are you uninformed and apathetic?"

Me: "I don't know and I don't care."



Tom
 
You can't solve world hunger, worry about the things you can.
 
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Unfornately I can't recall who said this, but it was from a book by either Hitchens or Dawkins.

" Some people are educated above their ability to reason with common sense"

I can credit this one to Rancid.

"I didn't trust her cos she smiled at me first".

Being a motorcyclist somtimes the Hwy Patrol can interfere with a day out, on one such day a fellow rider was heard to quip.

"The only reason he's a Hwy Patrol Orificer is that the Hells Angels deemed him too morally reprehensible for membership."

Casey Stoner on Rossi:
"Your ambitions exceeded your ability"

This one came from a racing commentator:

"He outbraked himself."

The only way he could raise his IQ is by standing on a chair, unfortunately the chair would lose a few points in the process.
 
There should be a 9 day waiting period for some people to buy tools.
 
Said to a 6 year old me by my pappy (dad's stepdad, a boatbuilder), when he *stood there and watched me smash my thumb with a hammer, trying to drive a nail*......

WoooHoooooo, Stupid Hurts, don't it? Don't be a dumbass, ask someone to teach you how.
 
Tighter than a boars @$$ in fly time

Picking fly $h!t out of the pepper

Thinner than a mosquito's @$$hole stretched over a rain barrel
 
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