Today's Jokes - 2024

[finsruskw]

Is that a Pushmepullyou?

Yeah, Ya can go down the road sideways and still be in full control!!

 

[CJL]

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In the 80s I bought a 12 pk of Bud bottles, and all the labels were upside down, called the 1-800 number and they sent me a voucher for a free 12 pk!

 

[WobblyHand]

Ummm....
WTH IS that??

I hope it's a beer opener, makes those little triangular holes in the can, or takes off bottle caps if drinking from beer bottles. Handy little tool I think

 

[pdentrem]

Cats were once worshipped as God’s in Egypt, and have never forgotten it.
They are also proof the world is not flat. If it were, everything would have been pushed off the edge by now.

 

[Geswearf]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[pavyan]

 

[woodchucker]

Yeah, Ya can go down the road sideways and still be in full control!!

nah, that's a truck that can't pull it's own weight.