Today's Jokes - 2024

Two men are sitting at a bar. One says to the other, "You look familiar ".

The second says. "You do too".

The first asks, "Were are you from?"

The second answers, "Akron"

The first responds, "Really, I am too!"

So, the second man asks, "Where did you go to school? "

The first responds " St Marys"

The second is dumbfounded, " That is amazing, I went there too! What street did you live on?

The first answers "Oak"

The second acknowledges he lived on the same street. The two are laughing ang hugging one another when a 3rd man walks in.

The third man asks the bartender how things are going.

The bartender responds, " It is going to be a long night. The Murphy twins are drunk
 
GeneT45 said:
That's because it's in AZ... My home isn't quite as perfect, but it's a 1500 sq ft house with an attached 1600 sq ft "garage".

GsT
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1,300' of house, attached to a 2 car garage, a 500' woodshop, and a 1,300' "everything but wood" shop.
On 60 acres in the woods, with 1 quiet neighbor. The second story bedroom windows open out, so I don't have to sit in a tree during hunting season.

Because I'm single, I got to design and build the house to fit my desires, and get all of that peace and quiet to myself. I'm a lucky man.
 
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