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We had a door to door salesman visit yesterday trying to sell a new washing detergent "called dippy dippy".
I wanted nothing to do with him but my wife invited him in to give a demo.
He asked for two bowls of cold water and put two drops of "dippy dippy" in one of them.
He then asked for a piece of dirty laundry and my wife gave him a dirty tea towel.
"Watch this he said" chanting "dippy dippy here" as he dipped the towel into the bowel containing the two drops of detergent.
Then "dippy dippy there" as he dipped it into the plain water.
Holding it up he chanted "Up to the light shining bright, up to your nose" and taking a sniff "Smells like a rose"
"now get me something very dirty" and he went through the whole rigmarole again. "dippy dippy here, dippy dippy there, up to the light shining bright up to your nose smells like a rose"
"Those weren't that dirty " he said "get me something really really dirty" and my wife gave him a pair of my jocks.
Off he went again, "dippy dippy here, dippy dippy there, up to the light shining bright, up to your nose"
"dippy dippy here"
I wanted nothing to do with him but my wife invited him in to give a demo.
He asked for two bowls of cold water and put two drops of "dippy dippy" in one of them.
He then asked for a piece of dirty laundry and my wife gave him a dirty tea towel.
"Watch this he said" chanting "dippy dippy here" as he dipped the towel into the bowel containing the two drops of detergent.
Then "dippy dippy there" as he dipped it into the plain water.
Holding it up he chanted "Up to the light shining bright, up to your nose" and taking a sniff "Smells like a rose"
"now get me something very dirty" and he went through the whole rigmarole again. "dippy dippy here, dippy dippy there, up to the light shining bright up to your nose smells like a rose"
"Those weren't that dirty " he said "get me something really really dirty" and my wife gave him a pair of my jocks.
Off he went again, "dippy dippy here, dippy dippy there, up to the light shining bright, up to your nose"
"dippy dippy here"
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The State of California has got a pledge from Kotex to help fund a new low income housing project for Dwarfs, it'll be called stay free mini pads....
