Today's Jokes - 2024

Geswearf said:
I thought that was an automotive anti theft device.
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Nah, thats ABC plus Parking brake.

Manual (stick shift), at least here in the uk when I learnt to drive, was the predominant "transmission" (gearbox to us English folks). Now it is around 50/50 as more modern cars go auto.

My mother still drives manual at 80 years old!
 
When I got my drivers license, if you took the test in a vehicle with an automatic transmission, you license was restricted to vehicle with automatic transmissions only. Nowadays, the only manual transmission vehicles that I drive are my tractors.
 
CJL said:
The story behind that Harly is really amazing.
It was restored and offered to the owner in Japan at no cost. He refused to take it back.
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Everything I have seen shows it remains as it was found and that Harley offered the owner a brand new, / replacement bike.

The owner, however, declined that offer and requested the bike be left as-is in as-found condition as a reminder and memorial to those who were lost and those who lost everything they owned.
 
I believe you are correct! It's been a few beers and a couple nights sleep. But, it's still a good story!
 
Facebook. I don't understand.....

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl, about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.
She called me handsome. She asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told her and reminded her I’m quite a bit her senior.
And I let her talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad.
We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about ‘adult things’.
I said, "ok."
Then she said ‘thank you, babe, you start.”
So I did! I told her adult things like I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell her that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told her about the laxatives. Can’t forget that.
I also didn’t forget to tell her that I have good quality dentures

I was as honest as I could be about ‘ADULT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why she blocked me!
 
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