Today's Jokes - 2024

[Geswearf]

@Eddyde posted this recently:


A buddy sent me this so you know how to tell them apart:

 

[Dhal22]

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Best salad I’ve ever seen in my life…………

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[GrifterGuru]

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Sheesh, I drunk some of that muck 30 years ago. It was the first and last time I did though!

 

[Gaffer]

 

[woodchucker]

Best salad I’ve ever seen in my life…………


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the problem is the bun, the rest is perfect.

 

[woodchucker]

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YOU TOO!

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[verbotenwhisky]

Sheesh, I drunk some of that muck 30 years ago. It was the first and last time I did though!

The only thing worse than Mogan David 20/20 (Mad Dog) was Moscow.... You drink a fifth of that stuff and the worm will not be a challenge...

 

[davek181]