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One of my old competitors....
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.
When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh.
Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, "Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!" The girls burst into laughter too.
But when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims, "Well, I'll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.
When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh.
Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, "Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!" The girls burst into laughter too.
But when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims, "Well, I'll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!"
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Here's an admittedly bad physics joke, for those of you who are into the Metric system:
1.Given that this is a "centimeter."
1. Q: What is this?:
A: Note that it appears to be a dyin' centimeter. Therefore, it's an "erg." ... (In the Metric system, an erg is defined as a dyne centimeter).
Enjoy!
- John Herrmann.
PS - credit where credit is due. This one was originated by Ken Newton, a fellow grad student at the University of Texas, back around 1975.
PS - the amount of energy expended by a small- or medium-sized cockroach in doing a single push-up is about one erg.
1.Given that this is a "centimeter."
1. Q: What is this?:
A: Note that it appears to be a dyin' centimeter. Therefore, it's an "erg." ... (In the Metric system, an erg is defined as a dyne centimeter).
Enjoy!
- John Herrmann.
PS - credit where credit is due. This one was originated by Ken Newton, a fellow grad student at the University of Texas, back around 1975.
PS - the amount of energy expended by a small- or medium-sized cockroach in doing a single push-up is about one erg.
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Oh another submarine sailer eh ?
