Today's Jokes - 2024

[RaisedByWolves]

now I know your crazy... Hot coffee black or nothing, unless it's a Guiness (which is coffee based).

I normally drink it black, however working 3rd shift long enough and you’re find yourself in weird situations and sometimes desperate.

MRE kits come with a little sleeve of tasters choice and I used to keep them in my tool bag for times when there was too much tired, too little time to stop and scant alternatives in the wilds of the production floor.

A Hershey bar broke in half with the instant coffee smashed in between the two halves is actually pretty good, but that was a luxury.

 

[GrifterGuru]

Not sure if these are funny or not. You decide...

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[savarin]

made me laugh

 

[GrifterGuru]

made me laugh

@savarin

Which one, "Jalapeener pepper" or "Smooth as silk"?

 

[PNW_Guy]

Not sure if these are funny or not. You decide...

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Modern (Nashville) country is terrible, but the writers might have to start looking over their shoulders.

 

[Geswearf]

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

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[Dhal22]

I’ve been known to eat instant off of a spoon and chase it with cold water.

I keep my coffee simple. A mouth full of beans, add some boiling water then gargle…………