Today's Jokes - 2024

I have to go to the chemist to get my prescription today
not from PC world like last time.
Those tablets were very difficult to swallow.

When people die and head towards the light they never realise they've been reincarnated as a moth.

That area between the front and back doors of Nandos is called the peri peri neam.

My mate had a penis extension, totally ruined the look of his house.

When I was young our mum would always put food on a spoon saying "open wide, theres a train coming, theres a train coming".
We would always eat it else she would leave us tied up on the line.
 
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