Today's Jokes - 2024

Gawd I hate R.E.M. The worst mainstream Georgia band. Their crap was shoved in our faces on local radio stations for years and years.
Yet, you listened. Now THAT's funny! Hahahahahahaha. Good one!

Tom
 
Yet, you listened. Now THAT's funny! Hahahahahahaha. Good one!

Tom

Nope. I learned to switch stations or turn the radio off quickly. I stream my music now so no chance I hear them.
 
Last night for dinner I had beef stew with Dumplings.
I shouldn't call her that but she is a big girl.

When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetery disappeared.

I once lost my thesaurus, I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.

My favorite film is a French one called "and", I think it was released in the states and called "et"

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me, that was until I fell into a printing press.
 
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