Today's Jokes - 2024

[GrifterGuru]

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"Get out of bed, back cracks, take a step forward, knee cracks, take four more steps, my exhaust starts working and leaves a funny smell hanging about, get to kitchen, boil kettle, go to pour water into a mug to make tea and wrist cracks, go to drink tea, neck cracks, after consuming tea, my intake backfires loudly annoying my missus"

 

[verbotenwhisky]

Or

"Get out of bed, back cracks, take a step forward, knee cracks, take four more steps, my exhaust starts working and leaves a funny smell hanging about, get to kitchen, boil kettle, go to pour water into a mug to make tea and wrist cracks, go to drink tea, neck cracks, after consuming tea, my intake backfires loudly annoying my missus"

When I get up in the morning I sound like Rice Crispys for 30 minutes...

 

[higgite]

When I get up in the morning I sound like Rice Crispys for 30 minutes...

I’m to the point that when I wake up in the morning, I hope some body part hurts. Because when nothing hurts, I’ll know I woke up dead.

Tom

 

[GrifterGuru]

When I get up in the morning I sound like Rice Crispys for 30 minutes...

I am more concerned about my intake and exhaust issues than anything else.....

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]