Today's Jokes - 2024

True story but still funny. The once well known Texas attorney Richard "Racehorse" Haynes was headed into the Gulf of Mexico out of Galveston in his 41' sailboat which back in the late 1960s was considered a sizeable boat. The Coast Guard approached him and ailed, "Sir, do you realize there is a small craft warning?" Haynes replied, "Sir, this is not a small craft."
 
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