Today's Jokes - 2024

[GeneT45]

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Of course the way modern GMC's are slung, that would cause it to be seriously nose-heavy and the back end would be 6" higher than the front...

GsT

 

[Gaffer]

 

[mmcmdl]

I'm down to one pair of verniers !!!!

 

[davek181]

 

[Eddyde]

I need that for Atlanta traffic...

-Bear

I empathize. My first truck was a 75 Jeep Cherokee, a total rust bucket. I mounted pieces of 6"X 2" 1/4" thick steel channel to replace the rotted bumpers. Made navigating NYC traffic much easier as the cabdrivers, etc, would back way-off at the sight of those bumpers coming at them!

 

[RJSakowski]

The son of a friend was upset with a deer that took out the front end of his truck. He replaced the stock bumper with a railroad tie.

 

[EricB]

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Use to dream of a truck like that! Something out of the road warrior.

 

[EricB]

Of course the way modern GMC's are slung, that would cause it to be seriously nose-heavy and the back end would be 6" higher than the front...

GsT

So you pour the doors full of concrete to balance it out!

 

[WobblyHand]

So you pour the doors full of concrete to balance it out!

Added benefit of a good solid thunk when you close the doors!

 

[verbotenwhisky]

So you pour the doors full of concrete to balance it out!

I would be more appropriate to fill the tail gate with concrete, and leave it down for aerodynamics sake, to make up for the square shape of the rest of it.......