Today's Jokes - 2024

I wanted to study astronomy but it was totally over my head.

My son, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die.
“Usually an overdose, son,” I told him

I entered an astronomy competition but all I won was a constellation prize.

Astronomy is a rather sexy science.
So many heavenly bodies to observe.

Is a light year just like a regular year, but with less calories!
 
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