Today's Jokes - 2024

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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest.
But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror!
A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf Is meditating!" a goat shouted.
"So? Isn't that a good thing"? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...
I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.


When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
“Spoiler alert!”
 
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