Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

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I bought a microsoft advent calender. if you open too many windows at once they all shut for no reason.

Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 to 12 year olds. I'm pleased to announce I hit one of the little so and so's.

My girlfriend and I decided to play a game of doctors and nurses. I expected more than being left in the corridor for hours.

I quit my job at the helium factory because I refused to be spoken to in that tone.
 
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