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Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread
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Mine are so black it looks like there was an electrical short when I pugged the cables in.
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Duck walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and says "What do you want?".
Duck says "Gimmie a beer!".
Bartender reply's "We don't serve ducks!" and the duck walks out.
5 min later the duck comes back, and again doesnt get his beer, with the bartender angrily yelling "You come back again and Ill nail your feet to the floor!", and the duck walks out .
Duck comes back a third time and the bartender, livid, asks "WHAT NOW!!!!', and the duck coolly asks, "you have any nails?"
And the bartender confused says "No, we don't have any nails...."
So the duck loudly says......
"Then give me a Frickin BEER!!!!!".
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Duck says "Gimmie a beer!".
Bartender reply's "We don't serve ducks!" and the duck walks out.
5 min later the duck comes back, and again doesnt get his beer, with the bartender angrily yelling "You come back again and Ill nail your feet to the floor!", and the duck walks out .
Duck comes back a third time and the bartender, livid, asks "WHAT NOW!!!!', and the duck coolly asks, "you have any nails?"
And the bartender confused says "No, we don't have any nails...."
So the duck loudly says......
"Then give me a Frickin BEER!!!!!".
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