Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

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To help all you non-aussies heres a map of my State.
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Two sardines boarded a train in Brisbane to go to Townsville (where I live)
Unfortunately they fell asleep and ended up in Cairns. (pronounced cans)

I fancy going to the south of France, I have nothing Toulouse.

Invisible planes will never be a thing. I just can’t see them taking off.

When travelling I used to rely on hotels. Now, I’m inn-dependent.
 
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