Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Vegemite......... one jar.
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' He gave me a kite.
I asked my Gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"'