I can't add any threading advice, but I can share a great comic published just Friday on the subject of superzoom cameras:
http://xkcd.com/1719/
He exaggerates, but not by much. As a photographer myself I must emphasize that those zooms are a tradeoff. Both the aperture and the sensor size are very small in order to accomplish such a feat in such a small package. As a result they are only usable in at least moderately bridge light. (The D500, by comparison, can shoot usable images in the dark, but a lens that could zoom as much as the superzooms, yet be usable , on that sensor, would need a mount similar to a gun turret on a Humvee.)
Years ago I was a Kodak rep for a Christmas sales season temporary gig for some extra money. The image quality of their consumer grade cameras was never very impressive, but there has never been an easier to use camera. I could hand one to any elderly couple, no matter how old, and have them taking photos using any features I mentioned, without showing them how or giving them a manual. As soon as I told them what it could do they could find the feature in under a minute.
I bought my wife a Panasonic LX-100 because it is the best combination of size and image quality I could find. It's unbelievably good. And unbelievably hard to use. As a professional photographer I can't figure out how to do half of what it can do when I want to. If Kodak had put as much emphasis in image quality as they did on usability they would have absolutely dominated instead of going under.
Anyway, thanks for the reminder of that largely forgotten memory, and good job on your first thread (that counts).