I think the universe is telling you that you shouldn't drink coffee (or a least the filth you seem to call coffee
).
Mind you, the day before yesterday, I noticed a drop of water, splashed from the sink, in the catch cup of my coffee grinder. So I picked it up from the grinder and washed it out and dried it.
I then measured out 20.3 grams (dialled in for my water, espresso machine and preferences) of beans, gave it the three spritzes of water (James Hoffman is right; definitely makes a difference to the grind), and chucked it in the grinder and hit the switch and turned around to finish off making my better and wiser half's cup of tea.
It was when I turned around and saw the cone of perfectly ground coffee building up on the base of the grinder and the clean and dry catch cup sitting uselessly
next to the grinder that I realised that I need to start take a Pro Plus
before I make my morning coffee.