Get your priorities straight... There's noting wrong with having a mill in the kitchen. With the right attachments, it can also be used to knead bread, scramble eggs etc... Open your mind a little and start seeing the big picture if you want to hang-around here.
"Honey, what's that on the kitchen counter?"
"I upgraded the kitchenaid, it needed more power."
"Why are there metal chips all over it?"
"That's decorative, it's all the rage these days."