Reminds me of the one about the guy who goes into the mens room at a country/western bar and comes out with one of those paper toilet seat covers over his head and proclaims loudly "look everyone, free cowboy hats!"
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2022
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I may have posted this in the past, don't remember:
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.
GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
"Oh, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
RANCHER: "That would be me."
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.
GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
"Oh, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
RANCHER: "That would be me."
Colin's a funny guy. He really knows what gets people to watch him. And he does a pretty good job between the humor and the builds...
My dog just farted, it WREAKS... the jokes on me... 
are you old enough to remember these?
The reason I found the joke in bad taste is a very close friend of mine is a Thalidomide baby, born without arms , so it struck too close to home.I meant no offense and certainly won't post the jokes about Skip, Matt, Ilene, Irene, or any others.
Enough said.
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