2022

[savarin]

I was sitting on the toilet angry and late for work.
I thought---
"I dont have time for this s**t"

I was told I would never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic
but so far I've made 3 jugs and 4 vases and they are excellent.

You gotta hand it to short people
cos they cant reach it.

I bet the inventor of hand sanitizer is rubbing his hands right now.

I thought my girlfriend was a ghost the moment she walked through the door.

 

[ArmyDoc]

That

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I believe that was supposed to be spelled: "I am an electrocution"

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[RJSakowski]

This may have been posted before but it bears repeating.

 

[Ken from ontario]

This may have been posted before but it bears repeating.

Here's two from the past that I liked:

 

[woodchucker]

Here's two from the past that I liked:
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Reminds me of someone on HM.

 

[Aukai]

 

[matthewsx]

Here's two from the past that I liked:
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Many years ago a buddy of mine was flipping cars and bought a '69 Vette with a horrible custom paint job. He hired a guy to strip it who used a disk sander....

Also took almost a year to get the original 427 back from the guy who was supposed to rebuild it.

John