I've decided I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
My wife said that moose were falling from the sky. I said "are you sure its not rain dear?
Were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights?
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
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