2022

[ArmyDoc]

How did the one-armed veteran break up the bar fight?


Single handedly, of course.

 

[Aukai]

What do you have if you have a lawyer up to his neck in cement?





Not enough cement!!!

 

[matthewsx]

What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?








It's the "C" of course....

 

[IamNotImportant]

The Fourth is not far away, as a PSA, please don't mix drinking with fireworks.. it leads to things like this

 

[woodchucker]

The Fourth is not far away, as a PSA, please don't mix drinking with fireworks.. it leads to things like this

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proof that you can teach stupid.. And just remember he's allowed to vote.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[higgite]

What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?








It's the "C" of course....

I thought it was rrrrrrr.....

Tom

 

[ArmyDoc]

A patient told me he had broken his arm in two places. I recommended that in the future he should stay away from places like those.

 

[higgite]

A tourist walks into a pub in Scotland.
Tourist: “Do you serve Irishmen?”
Publican: “Why, of course we do. What can I get you?”
Tourist: “I’ll have a pint of ale and my gator tied up outside will have an Irishman.”