2022

[wachuko]

@Bone Head , since you started by sharing a personal funny story... Let me share mine...

I knew that I should not have my watch when working with the milling machine or the lathe... But sometimes, because I am doing stuff in between breaks from work, I would forget to take it off... Well, this past weekend, work was not an excuse, but I still managed to go into the garage to work on the vise and forgot to take it off...

Now I really know why I must take the watch off... besides the obvious reasons, for example, the watch getting caught in the work piece or the machine... There is the situation where sharp chips will get in the space between the watch band and your skin...

And then I needed to go to the bathroom... and turns out it is not #1 but #2... so there I am sitting on the throne... looking at my watch with all the razor sharp chips... I remove, what I think, are all of them...without realizing that a few more razor-sharp one have fallen inside my underwear...

So I am done, wash my hands and head out... since right now everything is in the garage, I see my motorcycle and I just have an urge to take a ride around the neighborhood... Get back and my wife is asking me why I have blood all over the pants... I don't know... I panic and head to the ER thinking the worst...

They are about to take me in for an MRI and ask me to take off my watch as no metals can be inside... and then I remembered...

So yeah, now I will never forget to take off my watch before going into the garage...

 

[Deleted member 69715]

That's it...blame me...LOL!

 

[wachuko]

Also, and I kid you not... You know how out of politeness, if someone offers you some gum, or a mint, you take it... because you never know if it is their polite way of saying "your breath stinks"...

Well, for father's day last year my wife gave me one of those kits to wash my balls...

B2 Trimmer & Nuts About You Sack Pack Bundle

B2 Trimmer & Nuts About You Sack Pack Quick change Interchangeable heads for easily trimming different areas of your body and also keeping your balls trimmer away from your face A unique vertical...

ballwash.com

I was not sure if I should have laughed or cry or what...

Can't make this stuff up man... I was laughing for weeks... still do when I think about it... "Honey! What the heck are you trying to tell me???"

 

[wachuko]

That's it...blame me...LOL!

You were just a vessel, an enabler

 

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[tjb]

So yeah, now I will never forget to take off my watch before going into the garage...

Or the bathroom, I might suggest.