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I Lye every time I cook in the kitchen and most times when I cook in the basement.Now those are sweet lyes!
Wife: You're not putting 6 whole cloves of garlic in the sauce again, are you.
LYE: No honey, we talked about this (Throw 1/4 clove out of 6 in trash)
Wife: You're not using the entire onion in that are you?
LYE: No dear (Throws 1/8 bigger than normal onion in trash)
Wife: You're not using a whole stick of butter in that are you?
LYE: No dear (Eats 1 slice of butter out of entire stick)