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I went to the psychiatrist last week.
He asked what was wrong with me.
I said thats what I came to find out.
He said "So how are you feeling?"
I said "I keep thinking I'm a dog"
"How long has this been going on" He asked.
"I think ever since I was a puppy" I answered.
"OK, you better lay down on the couch then"
I said "I cant do that, I'm not allowed on the furniture"
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs.
 
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