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The old immigrant finally saves enough money to build a house. One day he's telling the electrician he wants a "Yellow statue" in each room. The electrician looks at him and thinks "why would he tell me he wants art in each room?" Finally he asks him what kind of statue he wants and where to get it. The man replies " you know - it rings and I pick it up and say "yellow, 's tat you?"
 
What do you call the guy under your car?

Earl.
 
A guy went to his shrink, because he was having nightmares.

"One night I'm a wigwam, and the next night I'm a tepee, and then I'm a wigwam, and then I'm a tepee..."

Doctor said, "You're two tents."
 
Bill and Bob, two Government mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole', said Bob, 'But we don't have a ladder.'
The woman said, 'Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.'
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches' and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed.
'Ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?' he said.
'We need the height and she gave us the length!'
Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.
 
Picky-picky. The Joke in post #336 started with Bill and Bob, but ended with Bob and Ray. Typical foul up on their part. ROTFLMBO

The ever present -- "Billy G"
 
So where did "Bill" end up??? LOL Stand by folks, this may take a while.

"Billy G"
 
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