Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[tq60]

Proper coffee stirs itself when you toss in the spoon...

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[wachuko]

Yeah… I prefer strong shot of creamy espresso… And you can get that almost anywhere in Europe and in some countries in Latin America…

I will not turn down a good cup of poured over coffee, but not my first choice…

 

[Eyerelief]

My wife tells people that if it cant float a horseshoe I wont drink it.

 

[682bear]

I like my coffee 'almost strong enough to climb out of the cup'...

My father drinks 'tinted water'... yuck...

-Bear

 

[wachuko]

I like my coffee 'almost strong enough to climb out of the cup'...

My father drinks 'tinted water'... yuck...

-Bear

I jokingly call that one "coffee tea"

 

[Inferno]

FWIW, I've only had 2 sips of coffee in my entire life.
I just don't get the allure.

 

[Dhal22]

I like my coffee strong and black. I just fill my mouth with coffee beans and top them off with boiling water.

 

[Dhal22]

FWIW, I've only had 2 sips of coffee in my entire life.
I just don't get the allure.

Women and coffee, I can do without the rest.

 

[savarin]

you missed out bacon

 

[twraska]

FWIW, I've only had 2 sips of coffee in my entire life.
I just don't get the allure.

That’s one more taste than me. I like the smell, hate the taste.