Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[Eddyde]

 

[Parlo]

Never trust an Electrician without any eyebrows.

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[savarin]

No matter how popular they get, antibiotics will never go viral
I’m a big fan of renewable energy
On the first day of Christmas did the scientist receive a partridge in a petri!
Physicists and a biologists should never enter into a relationship because there’s no chemistry.
Is Joule thief someone who steals energy?
Is a snake that is 3.24 feet long a πthon

 

[Parlo]

It took me 4 hours to boil an Octopus for dinner. Every time I left the pan, an arm would come out & turn the gas off.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[davek181]

These guys are just BEGGING for a car chase.