Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[NCjeeper]

gotta say, I don't get it. When my pants get like that, I throw them out... They buy them like that.

As soon as I blow out a knee, I throw mine away.

 

[silence dogood]

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Early in the morning went down to get a wake-up cup of coffee. One of the fellows of the java group pointed out the small tear in my jeans. Instead of explaining him that I was going to do some machining that day, pointed to a pretty young lady that had a pair of jeans just liked in the picture and stated, "See that, I fit right in." (Actually, there's about 50 years difference, but who's counting).

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[davek181]

 

[wayback machine]

still not there yet.

I was gonna give a hint, but I thought - Better if he figures it out :~)

 

[woodchucker]

I was gonna give a hint, but I thought - Better if he figures it out :~)

yea, I thought it was pi, onion pi... still not understanding?

 

[682bear]

 

[682bear]

 

[wayback machine]

yea, I thought it was pi, onion pi... still not understanding?

OK - Don't think about the objects in the picture, but think about how the letters in the WORDS describing the objects are arranged.
Don't know if that makes sense or not .......

 

[Eyerelief]

yea, I thought it was pi, onion pi... still not understanding?

In my opinion, pi onion pi isn’t as literal as onion pi onion. Not that you should care about my opinion.