Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[Inferno]

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Worse are the baby ones that die a slow death in a chocolate soup.

 

[Eddyde]

 

[savarin]

A terrorist tried to blow up a bus but he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!

I heard on the news that terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti, if they all go off it could spell disaster.

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack. Those damn mooselimbs are really dangerous.

I saw 10 ants running desperately along my worktop. I felt quite bad about it so made them a little house from a cardboard box.
Does this make me a landlord and them my tenants?

 

[davek181]

 

[woodchucker]

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yes, that's the govt zone..

 

[davek181]

 

[Eyerelief]

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Simple,
Means port of entry.

 

[higgite]

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Obviously it’s a warning sign, being round with a red border. I’m thinking it means trespassers will be _____ and thrown over the fence.

Tom

 

[aliva]

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Bowling pins ahead

 

[Inferno]

I think it's just indicating a masonic lodge ahead.