Is this a crazy idea? Could it work to get a pair of perfectly parallel flat faces on the shaper?
Hmm...
Thats pretty much what i was going to suggest.......and I would add to this suggestion by saying that I would make sure the fence height is at least slightly over the half way point on the part you will attempt to "shape" to help keep the part from tipping over the fence. I dont know how much of a difference this will make but i wouldn't think it wouldn't hurt.If you put a securely attached fence on the chuck so that the cut pushed the part into the fence it might work. I'd try it with short stock first and work my way up in cut depth. And stand way back and wear some safety gear during the cuts.