I know a few. There's Bob and Mindy and Sue, Frankie and Howard and Dave... Boricio and Algernon and Frederick... I can go for awhile before referencing a book of baby names. I call my chuck Chuck, and my hex keys Allen, and when I'm working longer stock, I call my tailstock Sloopy because it has to hang on. I call medium hammers "M.C." and large ones Mjolnir. My fancy driver bit handle goes by Steve McQueen, and the portable generator is (of course) Genny. Are these the names you're looking for? This is the joke of the day thread, right...?