Is There A 12 Step Program For Tool Junkies?

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Went to the LWS for some supplies and came home with a TIG welder. While not the welder I was looking for (actually I never really considered it). I ended up buying it due to the price. A New Miller Diversion 180 fit nicely in the trunk. I was looking for something with some more dials and knobs to f with, but i figured it was an excellent starter TIG and after 2 years I could still sell it with 1 year of Warranty left if/when I outgrow it.

Price was 1275+tax=1362.66 out the door. I actually tried to beat him up a bit on price, felt kinda bad for trying but he just gave me the deer in the headlights look. I already have 3 MIGs. Why do we do stuff like this?
 
I can't tell you why but I do know that if there were a 12-step program for tool junkies I'd probably have three of them :cower: (as long as I had the room). ;)

It's a "tool thing" right? :D

-Ron
 
I have your 12 step program. Steps 1-6 if you see it buy it. steps 7-12 send it to me. :laughing:
 
I suspect the issue with a 12 step program for tool junkies... would be the meetings.

Not enough tool junkies in my area to populate a meeting every week... transportation issues and all...

However... there is a good side to this:

The fewer tool junkies in an area... the better the pickings for those of us who ARE... :cool 2:
 
Step 1, if you think about it for more than 1 minute you better buy it now! Someone else will own it in minute number 2 if you think too long.
Skip steps 2 thru 11, we know we are guilty as charged, no getting out of it!
Step 12, if you are out of room, park it in the driveway, throw a tarp over it until room can be made for it. Hope the neighborhood watch group doesn't make a scene over it. Place some potted plants or trees around it to hide it a little.
 
Step 1, if you think about it for more than 1 minute you better buy it now! Someone else will own it in minute number 2 if you think too long.
Skip steps 2 thru 11, we know we are guilty as charged, no getting out of it!
Step 12, if you are out of room, park it in the driveway, throw a tarp over it until room can be made for it. Hope the neighborhood watch group doesn't make a scene over it. Place some potted plants or trees around it to hide it a little.


Good point about the Neighborhood Watch or Homeowner's Association. My sister lived on one that no long term outside storage was allowed. Couldn't park boats and trailers outside.
 
Good point about the Neighborhood Watch or Homeowner's Association. My sister lived on one that no long term outside storage was allowed. Couldn't park boats and trailers outside.

I have some customers in neighborhoods like that... The men think it is dumb... the ladies like it.
Personally, I would not live in one of those neighborhoods... just me.
 
Naaaah... a 12 step program for TJA's (Tool Junkies Anonymous) works like this:

The more you purchase, the more meetings (with fellow TJA folks) you must attend... which means more hall passes from SWMBO...
 
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