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I had a need to measure the center-to-center distance between two small holes.
Holes were too small to use the Sorenson Center-Mike so off to the 'Bay for another tool quest.
I could have bought a $12 pair of adapter points to attach to an existing caliper and then do the math to adjust for the difference.
But I wanted an actual center-to-center measurement without the math - and correct in both English and Metric measures. Which I thought I would get if I bought a digital caliper that had a stated range that didn't go to Zero - presuming that meant it zeroed at whatever the point offset was.
So I found several advertised with a range like 5-150 or 5-300 and bought one thinking I would have what was advertised: a direct reading center-to-center digital caliper.
Wrong again, Stu.
What arrived in the mail was a very nice looking digital caliper with center measuring jaw points spaced at 5mm which, when you pressed the Zero button, set the reading to zero.
Since the descriptioin included " Direct measurement for center distance between holes ( Φ>1 ), by adjusting the height of left measuring bar and moving the caliper frame " I tried twiddling the left measuring bar (no difference), the right measuring bar (no difference) and multiple combinations of holding one setting button while pressing another to see if there was a 'magic' combination to reset the display to 5mm instead of Zero but I couldn't find anything that worked. So now I get to assume that 5mm==0 and do the math. WTF ? Why couldn't the Zero button be programmed in firmware to 5mm and actually take advantage of the technology and do as advertised? Oh yeah, if you work in Imperial measurements it's not an easy 5mm offset, it now becomes 0.196850" of offset. What an improvement!
Yes, I do know that if I had an analog dial caliper with a set of center-measuring adapter points I'd have to do the math - the point was, let the technology do as advertised.
The description also included "
And of course if I try to contact the seller (in China) about being unhappy about their false advertising and requesting a refund I'll most certainly get the usual runaround: Send us a picture. Send us a video. Send us something else to delay a refund past the refund date - or I'd have to send it back at my expense and then get a partial refund and end up farther in the hole without anything to show for it. Great! When will I learn??? Do not buy from China sellers!
I'm just venting here and thought if anyone else was going to do something as stupid as I did maybe my experience will deter you from it. Here's hoping.
God luck and happy hunting!
Stu
Holes were too small to use the Sorenson Center-Mike so off to the 'Bay for another tool quest.
I could have bought a $12 pair of adapter points to attach to an existing caliper and then do the math to adjust for the difference.
But I wanted an actual center-to-center measurement without the math - and correct in both English and Metric measures. Which I thought I would get if I bought a digital caliper that had a stated range that didn't go to Zero - presuming that meant it zeroed at whatever the point offset was.
So I found several advertised with a range like 5-150 or 5-300 and bought one thinking I would have what was advertised: a direct reading center-to-center digital caliper.
Wrong again, Stu.
What arrived in the mail was a very nice looking digital caliper with center measuring jaw points spaced at 5mm which, when you pressed the Zero button, set the reading to zero.
Since the descriptioin included " Direct measurement for center distance between holes ( Φ>1 ), by adjusting the height of left measuring bar and moving the caliper frame " I tried twiddling the left measuring bar (no difference), the right measuring bar (no difference) and multiple combinations of holding one setting button while pressing another to see if there was a 'magic' combination to reset the display to 5mm instead of Zero but I couldn't find anything that worked. So now I get to assume that 5mm==0 and do the math. WTF ? Why couldn't the Zero button be programmed in firmware to 5mm and actually take advantage of the technology and do as advertised? Oh yeah, if you work in Imperial measurements it's not an easy 5mm offset, it now becomes 0.196850" of offset. What an improvement!
Yes, I do know that if I had an analog dial caliper with a set of center-measuring adapter points I'd have to do the math - the point was, let the technology do as advertised.
The description also included "
- Three function button, with depth measuring blade, with USB interface.
And of course if I try to contact the seller (in China) about being unhappy about their false advertising and requesting a refund I'll most certainly get the usual runaround: Send us a picture. Send us a video. Send us something else to delay a refund past the refund date - or I'd have to send it back at my expense and then get a partial refund and end up farther in the hole without anything to show for it. Great! When will I learn??? Do not buy from China sellers!
I'm just venting here and thought if anyone else was going to do something as stupid as I did maybe my experience will deter you from it. Here's hoping.
God luck and happy hunting!
Stu
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