you know you have it bad when...

When you sit down to watch "Grizzlies of the North" on the NatGeo channel and think you're going to see a show about lathes in Alaska.

When you thought the word "pepper" in "pepper mill" was a brand name.

When you no longer think the word "swarf" sounds funny.

When your better half asks you to thread a needle and you start looking up change gear combinations.
 
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