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Crap. Now all my jokes have to start with: A long time ago, before there was COVID...


Anyhow, a long time ago, before there was COVID, I was eating at a restaurant, and enjoying a delicious porterhouse when a lady walks by from the all you can eat salad bar, with her plate piled practically to the ceiling with salad.
As she passed, she turned up her nose and sniffed at my meal. "I hope you're happy," she said. "A cow had to die so you could eat that."

Always one to try and look on the bright side, I replied, "Well, it's probably for the best. With you eating all his food like that, he probably would've starved to death anyway..."
 
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