OT - Advertising Copy Goes from Indecipherable to Just Plain Stupid.

MrWhoopee said:
We're all used to ad copy that is gibberish. This, from a listing for carbide threading inserts on AE, takes it to another level. Trying to envision a use for a threading insert in the kitchen.

Product sellpoints​

  • Stainless steel: The pressed thread tool is made of high-quality stainless steel, which is durable and has a long service life.
  • Convenient & simple design: The pressed thread tool is easy to use, and it can be used for many times. you can also use it as a small tool in your kitchen.
  • Widely uses: This pressed thread tool is suitable for all kinds of cutting tools, such as metal, stainless steel, plastic, wood, ceramics, etc.
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Like you don't thread your carrots to fit the thread in your potatoes.
 
When I bought my orange Harbor Freight cement mixer a few years ago, the directions were indecipherable. I ended up watching a YouTube video on how to actually put it together. Went together great.
 
Would like too SEE how stainless machine stainless steel though as described as mainly used on stainless steel.
 
I worked at a farm equipment lot assembling German hay equipment. No documentation, one tedder assembled on the lot. I built 13 just like it. The regional sales guy came by and said they were all assembled wrong. I told him they matched the only one I had ever seen.
 
I saw somewhere sometime that the included instructions began with "Assembly of Japanese bicycle require peaceful mind".
 
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