News Or Comedy ?

[Grumpy Gator]

I was watching the news about the shark attacks in North Carolina this evening when the talking heads brought up these facts unrelated to sharks.
In America 59 people a year are killed by coconuts and another 24 are done in by champaign {SP} corks.......guess I won't be drinking my bubbly under the palm tree this year.
*********Stay Safe***********G***************************************************

 

[savarin]

Hmm, that reminds me, I havnt checked out the Darwin awards this year.

 

[Terrywerm]

Nothing in the world like unique methods for cleaning the gene pool.

 

[Ed of all trades]

That would be a great thing to put on your tombstone, I was trying to get tanked but instead I got corked.