after reading others bad luck, I thought everyone could use a laugh. A few days ago my wife and I had beans and corn bread for dinner,and their was a piece of corn bread left over about the size of a quarter of a pie.
It sat in the oven in the skillet until today when my wife told me to take it out and break it up for the birds. Well here came my buddy. Our dog. So I gave him the corn bread.
Being the pig he is, he swallowed it whole. One bite,
Now you have to understand he is a 5 yr English mastif that weighs 225 lbs. I noticed he was gasping and couldn't breath.
This is when it got ugly. I reached around him from behind to give him a big squeeze. Well, he thought I was trying to do something against nature and tried to bite me!! Ended up with me on my back, covered in slobbers and snot and him hacking up the corn bred looking at me really strange.
Thanks scruffy ron
It sat in the oven in the skillet until today when my wife told me to take it out and break it up for the birds. Well here came my buddy. Our dog. So I gave him the corn bread.
Being the pig he is, he swallowed it whole. One bite,
Now you have to understand he is a 5 yr English mastif that weighs 225 lbs. I noticed he was gasping and couldn't breath.
This is when it got ugly. I reached around him from behind to give him a big squeeze. Well, he thought I was trying to do something against nature and tried to bite me!! Ended up with me on my back, covered in slobbers and snot and him hacking up the corn bred looking at me really strange.
Thanks scruffy ron